Miranda Farrin Windsor

Bio
Miranda Farrin Windsor is a Cleric who Loves the color dark blue and purple. She likes Golem Steak, and hates Strata Sundaes with all her heart. Her Mother and Father are not known. She works at the Church of Miitopia. Her birthday is Gospel day, and her height and weight are now where near the average measurements of a female Young adult. She is polyamorous. She believes that everybody has a chance to be who they want to be, without sinning. She figures out that she was wrong.

Beginning
When working at her church, she gets news that Miitopia is in trouble. She soon realizes that there is a group of three working to defeat that “Dark Lord”. The tales she heard where way off. “Three valiant warriors!” “Acts of the Gods!” “Completely Straight!” Yes. Very off. She runs off to join the holy group, and when she finally joins this wonderful team, she realizes it’s full of sinning, gay, slacking, half-assed excuses for hero’s. And she loves it.

Quotes/Crack
Miranda: God is testing me and I’m failing every test.

Miranda: You’re all going to hell! GOODBYE!

 

Maurice: Thanks

Besmirched Noble’s Son: *Laughs nervously*

Edrisse: I’m sorry

Leah: Who doesn’t?

Miranda: Oh. Okay.

Prince from a Nearby Land: *Laughs hysterically*

Caitlynn: *finger guns*

Kiki: I know

Lloyd: Why

Iris: A horrible decision, really

Liam: If only there were someone out there who loved you

Lily: *Deep Breath*

Leah: I mean I get complimented all the time—

Miranda: YAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Leah: I do!

Miranda: *still laughing*

Liam: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t punch your face in

Lloyd: it would be way too rewarding

Edrisse: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour

Penelope: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day

Leah: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends

Miranda: I’d rather just do it myself

Iris: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm

Diona: My face is full of boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you punch me

Maurice: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous

Maurice: Tell me, do you like tea?

Diona: You mean leaf water?

Miranda: Excuse me I think you mean… Hot leaf juice.

Leah: What about crushed bean water?

Lloyd: It’s hot bean water, Leah. Not crushed bean water.

Maurice: Do you mean coffee?

Diona: What’s coffee?

Maurice: I’m done with this.

Iris: Nice hands, Maurice.

Maurice: Uh, thank you?

Iris: I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Miranda: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THEIR BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Penelope, barely holding back tears: One time…[shaky breath] I was so rushed, I forgot to thank the bus driver! [breaks into sobs]

Miranda, patting their shoulder: Again, Penelope, that is not a sin.

Lloyd: Why do wizards and mages and stuff always have to use a freaking stick or staff to do magic. What’s so special about a goddamn tree bone?

Edrisse: There’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode, or your hand?

Miranda: Also good for hitting people.

Iris: Twirly.

Leah: Dramatic flair.

Diona: Tastes good.